Mark: Hey, you haven’t worn those in a while; they look good!
Me: These jeans?
Me: These jeans on my ass, right now?
Mark: Yeah, you haven’t worn them in years.
Me: These jeans that I got all excited about a few weeks back because they’re pre-pregnancy jeans and I could finally fit into them again.
Me: These jeans that I’ve been wearing way too much since then? These jeans that I’ve been wearing for the last three days straight?
Mark: Uh oh.
Me: Yeah, “uh oh” just about covers it.