At least he was trying

Mark: Hey, you haven’t worn those in a while; they look good!

Me: These jeans?

Mark: Yeah.

Me: These jeans on my ass, right now?

Mark: Yeah, you haven’t worn them in years.

Me: These jeans that I got all excited about a few weeks back because they’re pre-pregnancy jeans and I could finally fit into them again.

Mark: Ummm....

Me: These jeans that I’ve been wearing way too much since then? These jeans that I’ve been wearing for the last three days straight?

Mark: Uh oh.

Me: Yeah, “uh oh” just about covers it.