Me: I don’t know, that bag of hers has anything you could ever need in it. That’s going to come in handy when she’s older.
Mark: What, like it’ll have tampons in it?
Me: Um, I was going to go with gigolo, but yeah, tampons would be way more useful.
Mark: Gigolo? Really?
Me: Sorry, it was just in my brain with all the other crazy thoughts.
Mark: [In mock backpack voice]
Hey kids! Does Dora need a junkie?
What about a crack whore?
How about a gigolo?
Great! Tell Dora she needs a GIGOLO!
Me: That would be awesome.