Don't tell anyone but...

OK, I'm going to say this slowly and quietly so as not to scare it off:

My mom is taking our girls for us.
So we can go to a fancy dancy gala.
And stay out waaaaay past our bedtime.
And maybe drink a little.
And sleep in.

If all goes according to plan, the next 24 hours will be awesome.
As in the best.
Best EVER.

Someone hold me, I think I'm going to weep with joy.