my, that sounds delicious!

The other day I sat Lily down and asked her how to cook a turkey, since I'll be doing so for 16 people on Sunday at our annual Harvest Dinner. I figured she'd have a few pointers for me. Here's what she suggested:

Get a three pound turkey and stuff it with:
Carrots
Bananas
Apples
Lemons
Papaya
Candy

Rub the turkey with oil, onion, pepper and spicy chips.
Draw some lines on the turkey for decoration. Glasses are fun too.
Put into a pan and then place in oven at 3 degrees.
Cook for five minutes.
Remove from oven and eat it.

Anyone know where I can get a three pound turkey by Sunday?