Anya is asking me for the keys to the car and telling me she's hungry. We haven't been eating out THAT much as of late, so maybe she just wants a Chai from the drive through Starbucks? Not exactly sure.
In any event, the little beastie has a new habit and I'm worried it may indicate her future profession. You see, she's got this little trick she pulls when I'm changing her diaper. The second I get that wet dipe off her girly bits, she'll roll over, stick her butt in the air and ummm... slap her ass.
OK. OK. So I may have encouraged this behavior by laughing uproariously and patting her butt as though playing a drum. And I may have, by doing so, turned a one time thing into a very inappropriate ritual. BUT IT'S FUNNY. And if the Internet weren't full of nasty, icky people, I'd totally get it on video and share with you all. I swear, you should all come over for a visit; I'll make cookies and tea and we'll change her diaper for kicks. It'll be awesome.