Lily: You need an apertie [pronounced "ap-er-tie"... I guess... I really don't have a clue].
Me: An "aperitie"?
Me: What's an "apertie"?
Lily: It's for making good things on your list.
Me: My grocery list?
Lily: Yep. You really need a good apertie.
Me: Good to know.
Anyone know where I can find one? I really need to go get groceries before we all starve.