Lily: You need an apertie [pronounced "ap-er-tie"... I guess... I really don't have a clue].

Me: An "aperitie"?

Lily: Yes.

Me: What's an "apertie"?

Lily: It's for making good things on your list.

Me: My grocery list?

Lily: Yep. You really need a good apertie.

Me: Good to know.

Anyone know where I can find one? I really need to go get groceries before we all starve.