I have a new post up over at BlogHer. Click on the quote to take you there:
When I got home from a walk with the girls today there was a rather odd message on our home answering machine. When my husband called later to tell me what time we're meeting a friend for dinner I waited until the end of our conversation and asked, "Hey, tell me something. Are you having an affair?"
"Good, because if you are it's with a really stupid woman."