Elaine March 17, 2009 Anya, furry friends Bad Dog Elaine March 17, 2009 Anya, furry friends Step 1: Sneak up on child while she eats her Salmon dinner. Notice how loopy she's getting and wait for the right moment to pounce. Step 2: Child is distracted, POUNCE, POUNCE! Step 3: Look innocent. The child knows nothing. Success.