Mark stumbled across the following ad in the free section of Criagslist tonight and both of us dissolved into giggles. You'll have to see it in large to really be able to appreciate it, but the text reads:
I have a wooden rocking horse in excellent shape. My daughter is too big to use it anymore. It fits children up to 60 lbs. She is also starting to ask questions about the erotic sex swing in Mommy and Daddy's bedroom. Must take both. First come first serve. Call Jake with questions xxx-xxx-xxxx.
"Must take both."
I'm SO there.
See the accompanied image here (click on LARGE to really get the full visual): Rocking Horse and Erotic Swing